Reviews that make me avoid a game: Fatal gets brutalized

I probably spent more time reading this blistering review of the FATAL tabletop game than I would have attempted with the game itself, but damn, that review is impressive for the sheer quantity and degree of vitriol. It starts off like this, and just keeps on going and going:

If this is the first time that you've ever heard of FATAL, you're in for a fun ride. Well, let me rephrase: You're in for a "fun ride" if you consider a fun ride to be, say, hitting your nutsack with a tack hammer. For about four hours.

You gotta work to piss off a reviewer that much. I learned some really fun new insults from that review, too. Thanks, RPG.net!